Making Your Sunday Better numba 2

I have rules about when you can do your homework.  I think it’s just too easy to fall into the black hole of guilt that gets just about everyone here at Smith College.  The rules aren’t very hard.  They go like this.

you'd think black holes would be easy to avoid, since they're big and blue and outer space is bright red and... stuff

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Jezebel notes Anne’s explicit self contradiction

hmm...

“is she saying her objectionable comments about poor people were never meant to be read by actual poor people?”


Anne Spurzem responds at last

and says she didn’t mean it.  Or, didn’t mean for it to be published.

but she's not a lolcat so it's a little harder to forgive.


How to improve your Sunday

Sundays are rough.  Every week you’ll get a tip to make your Sunday better.

teach me how to Snuggie

Go to the Donut Man drive-thru.  This is special because you don’t have to wear a bra and you can use your snuggie as a scarf.  Usually when you wear your snuggie on a Sunday you are also doing terrible things like homework, waiting for your laundry to be done, or being hungover.  Eating a donut will make you happier.


Bus Riders

Public transport sucks.  It’s impossible to deny.  Bus riding is not for the faint of heart.  Fantasy land aside (Miss Frizzle, Stan Shunpike et al. still have my heart), it is time to define some serious rules that extend beyond Shirt and Shoes Required.

I always liked the one where Arnold ate too many carrots.

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You can take the girl out of the 90′s but you can’t take the 90′s out of a girl.

hawt.

Hindsight has a frustrating way of making us realize, far too late, how embarrassing we once were.  Platform flip-flops, white short shorts, and a passion for Mary Kate and Ashley detective movies are some of the least flattering of my 90’s memories.  Luckily, the decade of my birth gives me more to love than to hate.  In fact, the time has come for me to fully embrace the fact that I Love The 90′s. Read the rest of this entry »


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