Making Your Sunday Better numba 2
Posted: March 4, 2012 Filed under: Uncategorized Leave a comment »I have rules about when you can do your homework. I think it’s just too easy to fall into the black hole of guilt that gets just about everyone here at Smith College. The rules aren’t very hard. They go like this.

you'd think black holes would be easy to avoid, since they're big and blue and outer space is bright red and... stuff
Jezebel notes Anne’s explicit self contradiction
Posted: February 28, 2012 Filed under: Uncategorized Leave a comment »Anne Spurzem responds at last
Posted: February 28, 2012 Filed under: Uncategorized Leave a comment »and says she didn’t mean it. Or, didn’t mean for it to be published.
How to improve your Sunday
Posted: February 26, 2012 Filed under: Uncategorized Leave a comment »Sundays are rough. Every week you’ll get a tip to make your Sunday better.
Go to the Donut Man drive-thru. This is special because you don’t have to wear a bra and you can use your snuggie as a scarf. Usually when you wear your snuggie on a Sunday you are also doing terrible things like homework, waiting for your laundry to be done, or being hungover. Eating a donut will make you happier.
Bus Riders
Posted: February 1, 2012 Filed under: Uncategorized | Tags: etiquette 2 Comments »Public transport sucks. It’s impossible to deny. Bus riding is not for the faint of heart. Fantasy land aside (Miss Frizzle, Stan Shunpike et al. still have my heart), it is time to define some serious rules that extend beyond Shirt and Shoes Required.
You can take the girl out of the 90′s but you can’t take the 90′s out of a girl.
Posted: January 30, 2012 Filed under: Culture 1 Comment »Hindsight has a frustrating way of making us realize, far too late, how embarrassing we once were. Platform flip-flops, white short shorts, and a passion for Mary Kate and Ashley detective movies are some of the least flattering of my 90’s memories. Luckily, the decade of my birth gives me more to love than to hate. In fact, the time has come for me to fully embrace the fact that I Love The 90′s. Read the rest of this entry »






